Unfortunate Superheroes

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All I have for you today is a list of "unfortunate superheroes" I've been compiling for a friend. I was trying to think of something I could make into a comic. At the very least I will draw pictures of them. Have any to add?

♡ an agoraphobic superhero.
♡ a superhero with asthma and chronic eczema.
♡ a superhero who has the ability to sense when a crime is about to happen but has no sense of direction.
♡ a superhero who gets hit by lightening every time he goes outside.
♡ a superhero who has the ability to sense when a crime is about to happen but has no means of transport and has to catch public transport.
♡ a pyromaniac superhero.
♡ a superhero with the ability to levitate 5cm off the ground.
♡ a superhero with a penchant for cross-dressing.
♡ a chain smoking superhero.
♡ a superhero with multiple personalities, one of which is evil.
♡ a superhero whose sidekick is his mum (I think my mum would be an awesome sidekick).
♡ a superhero who is a ghost.
♡ a superhero who looks exactly like his nemesis.
♡ an incontinent superhero.
♡ a superhero who randomly turns into a cockerel at any given time.
♡ a superhero who suffers from vertigo.
♡ a superhero who got bitten by a radioactive butterfly (as opposed to a spider)
♡ a superhero who goes around correcting everyone's spelling and grammar (that would be me).

Ps. You know how I mentioned my love for the letter sets and stationery from We've Got Paper a few posts ago? Her boyfriend picked a random number for her giveaway and I got through with number 32. I can't even remember ever having won anything before! I am so excited to be receiving The Woman In Black letter set :) Eee!