If I had a dollar for every time...
+ I've reapplied my lipstick
+ I've smashed my bike into my shins
+ I've apologised to a customer at work when it wasn't warranted
+ I've had to spell out my surname multiple times to a person
+ I've seen women in gym clothes buying chocolate at my work
+ I've stayed up past 2am by accident
+ I've stuck a stamp on an envelope
+ I've watched my favourite soccer team lose
+ I've ruined my nail polish within seconds of painting my nails
+ I've started a book and not finished it
+ My cat has woken me up to let him out by knocking objects off the furniture in our room
...I'd be a wealthy girl.